As lore would have it, our founder's mother made him don long johns before every boot hockey game. Running, swinging, and defending would make those old waffle-knits uncomfortably hot and sweaty. They were bulky, and he hated how they were tight around the knees—not what a boot hockey player needs when he's trying to hustle on the ice.

A few snips of the scissor and two cuts later, the first iteration of the Short John was born.
We took into consideration everything that bothered our young boot hockey player and used that knowledge to create a new kind of thermal underwear perfect for active people. What you see today has all the benefits of traditional base layer pants but better.

Awkward bunching at the knee? Overheating? Loose waistband? These are all things of the past.
These thermal bottoms are perfect for both casual and active wear. Wear them under your jeans, use them as an effective base layer, or lounge in them all day long. Sir Short John's No Fly Zone Womens Thermal Underwear Bottoms are perfect for whatever the day has in store. So be sure to snap up your pair or be chilled.