This 1×1 inch Arid Tan PVC ranger eye patch features the phrase 'If You Can Read This You're Too Close' in raised black-on-black lettering. Designed for humor with a stealth look, this funny patch is flexible, waterproof, and built to last. Hook backing (loop side not included) allows quick mounting on backpacks, tactical vests, or loop panels. Perfect for those who like to keep their gear understated yet personal, it blends humor and functionality — great for tactical, outdoor, or EDC enthusiasts who enjoy morale patches with a subtle, dark finish.