SPIRAL WITH INTENTION: 50 soul-crushing affirmations and hilariously unhelpful “meditation” exercises to help you spiral with intention.
FOR PEOPLE WHO EXPECT THE WORST: A hilarious gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, siblings, and anyone allergic to motivational quotes.
SURPRISINGLY THERAPEUTIC: Pull a card whenever you need a break from pretending everything's fine.
THINGS COULD BE WORSE: No crystals, no mantras, no growth journeys—just sharp, self-aware humor that reminds you things could always be worse.
SFW: No swear words or dirty cards.
Description
Self-care is exhausting, so we made it worse. Inside, you'll find 50 soul-crushing affirmations and unhelpful meditation exercises to help you spiral with intention.