Let's Get Smashed Burger T-Shirt. When a burger gets smashed, it's usually on a hot griddle or skillet and it results in a caramelized crust on the outside while keeping the inside juicy. When YOU get smashed, it's usually because you had a few too many washing down that delicious burger, and it results in you being asked to leave the cookout. If you're a fan of smashing burgers and smashing cold ones, we have the tee for you. Made locally by Chowdaheadz , a New England based brand right outside Boston.