Want an internet-famous calendar? Robert the Bug brings viral meme vibes (and pressure washer rants!) to 2026-2027, fun and functional.
2026: Robert's Year of Chaos
Dive into 12 months of Robert's most iconic (and ridiculous) moments:
January: The pressure washer saga begins (“they don't sell any 2000 psi cold water electric pressure washers”).
February: Valentine's Day gets pasta-themed (“rigatoni pasta”).
March: St. Patrick's Day takes a chaotic turn (“robert i shit myself”).
April–December: Easter, summer, spooky season, and more—Robert crashes every holiday with his signature weirdness.
Size: 11.5"x8.5"
Package includes:
1*Marcus the Worm 2026 Wall Calendar