20-PAGE TEAR-OFF MOCK PAD – Each sheet includes date, time, performance score, and the all-important post-load review. For personal tracking… or public shaming.
INCLUDES SPILLAGE REPORT & LOAD LEDGER – Track your solo stats with structured sections like Mental State, Privacy Compromises, and Final Grade.
GIFTABLE & GLORIOUSLY STUPID – Perfect for friends, boyfriends, or that one coworker who definitely overshares.
WHITE ELEPHANT WINNER – The gag gift no one asked for but everyone laughs at. A hilarious hit for parties, birthdays, or breakups.
PRINTED FOR MAXIMUM ABSURDITY – Clean, high-quality design. Made for laughs, not for science.