Finally! The officially unofficial keychain from the most merchandising-obsessed movie in the galaxy. It's SPACEBALLS: THE KEYCHAIN - because you demanded it. Literally no one asked, but we did it anyway. Features a 1.5" round design (excluding the ring and chain, but we know you were going to measure it) with bold SPACEBALLS branding that proudly proclaims: "Hey, I have taste, and it's mostly pizza and Mel Brooks." The ring is 1-1/16" round - the perfect size for keys, fobs, or the Schwartz. The chain is 1-5/8" long - not too long, not too short, just right for swinging dramatically while shouting "Ludicrous Speed!" Warning: This keychain may not actually open space doors, summon Yogurt, or reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. But it will get a laugh or two and probably a "Nice!" from fellow nerds. Own a piece of the joke. Merchandising!