When fartillery opens fire without warning shots...
Safe to fart? Negative, soldier. This hilarious and sarcastic dirty joke kit is a good friend when your burrito bites back. If you've ever laughed so hard you had to check your pants, this is the gag box for you: quirky, stupid, and embarrassingly useful.
Witty creative gift, not just any goofy prank!
For birthdays, Dirty Santa, or your obnoxious coworker who thinks we can't smell his stinky farts but we totally can. This ultimate poop prank kit is a perfect gag gift for all professional sharters! Bonus points if they've ever blamed the fart on the marching band.
Can I use the poop wipes and tissues in this gag gift kit?
Yup! Perfect survival kit for when "silent but deadly" becomes a dirty bathroom emergency. Packed with wipes, toilet tissues, disposable underwear & a hero's badge – you know, what bathroom legends are made of. Great for dads, husbands, or friends who sneeze, fart, and spill coffee all at once.
Make Secret Santa unforgettable
Need ideas for a unique and uncommon revenge without being rude? Whether it's Secret Santa, White Elephant, Yankee Swap, or a full‑blown poop emergency, this hilarious novelty gag gift tin will have everyone laughing, gagging, or both. Perfect humorous prank for the boss who always blames the stinky chair.
What's in the Box?
You'll receive a hinged metal tin shart kit containing a tissue pack, non-alcoholic wet wipes, white disposable underwear, survivor's badge and an instructions card. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE.
Lifetime satisfaction guarantee!If you aren't completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction!