Be not afraid, for it is I - the Mini Seraph Squish! If you're REALLY brave enough, you can look me right in my big ol' eye and I can show you the secrets of the universe! I can tell you why you always have that feeling you've left the stove on when we both know you've never used it a day in your life! I can answer why 7 ate 9! I can answer the phone for you when you're scared to pick up! Ok maybe not that last one, but I had you there for a second didn't I?